Today in the office: Tim, who sits two pods over, apparently did not make it into work on Tuesday morning because his garage door froze shut and he got stuck INSIDE of his garage. At least that’s what Sarah told everyone on Tuesday morning. "Tim is stuck in his garage. The garage door is frozen shut."
Today, Tim is here but Sara is not. Throughout the day I have overheard Tim say at different points around the office, "I was not locked INSIDE of my garage, I was locked OUT of my garage…"
over. and over. and over.
Bombogenesis is here. Cyclone bomb. Snow thunder. Winter. Snow.